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An Indiana burial services company is now reportedly offering the iGrave which a battery operated GPS unit and receiver attached to your dead loved one.

Just in case they try to go somewhere?

A North Florida teen who “felt disrespected” by her mother after she heard her having sex in an adjoining bedroom called 911 to report the lovemaking, according to a police report.

Via The Smoking Gun:

The 15-year-old called 911 last Thursday around 4 a.m. after she heard her mother and her boyfriend in the act and got upset, according to the Panama City Police report obtained by theSmokingGun.com.

An officer who responded reported that the mother and daughter had “been involved in a verbal altercation” when he arrived.

The mother, 35, told police that she had invited her boyfriend over, and with their rooms were being to each other, her daughter had heard them at some point and became upset.

The teen girl told police that there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house, but she wanted to be placed in a Christian children’s shelter, the report said.

After speaking with a staff member at the shelter over the phone, the teen decided to stay home because it was almost time for school, the report said.

The cop on duty left a domestic rights brochure at the residence, the report said.

What a freaking AMAZING teenager! Gotta LOVE this story!

Oh Sugar!

A 10-year old boy nearly choked after what is believed to be a worm came up the straw of the Capri Sun beverage he was drinking and had to be pulled from his mouth. Kraft foods has said they will refund the boys mom for the juice and has issued a statement:

“We’re very sorry Ms. Stewart and her little boy had such an unpleasant experience. Of course, without seeing the material, we can only surmise, but we believe what she’s identified as a worm may actually be mold. Since our Capri Sun products are made without preservatives — a fact many moms like — if there’s even a small hole in a pouch and air gets into it, mold similar to common bread mold can form. This is why we advise on the side of the box to discard any leaking pouches.We do know that, among the many, many millions of pouches we sell each year, this has occasionally happened to others, and, when we’ve been able to examine the material, it has, in fact, turned out to be mold, not worms. With regard to Ms. Stewart’s call to us, before our representative could ask her to send us the pouch in question, Ms. Stewart disconnected the call. However, we will ask one of our executive consumer representatives to call her.”

That is so disgusting! Get a juicer and start making your own juice.  It’s worth it!