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Chelsea Handler fans are extremely loyal which is something Jay Mohr just recently learned.

Both Jay and Chelsea were staying at the same hotel in Colorado Saturday night when they ran into each other in the lobby and late Saturday night, Jay tweeted “Just saw Chelsea Handler in the lobby of my hotel. She was so drunk she could hardly walk. I think someone has a wee bit of a problem.”

Ouch!

Then early Sunday morning Chelsea,fired back “Jay Mohr thinks I ’stumbled’ past him last night. There’s a big difference between stumbling by and just not interested.”

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So while 50 Cent was relaxing in Denmark this weekend, his bodyguard went crazy buck wild on a paparazzi. After telling the paps to beat it, the bodyguard went nuts on their asses and choked up one of the paps. He then broke into two of the photographers cars after chasing them down the street, stole and broke their cameras, and physically tried to body the paps.

A little while later, the bodyguard was arrested for assault and theft. One of the attacked paps Nikoloj Vraar told the press Saturday:

“I feared for my life. One of 50 Cent’s bodyguards came out and told us to leave. The next thing I knew, he grabs my throat and tried to strangle me. He cut off my airway, and I couldn’t breathe,” he added. “He took my camera and deleted photos.”

“The bodyguard was arrested,” said Vraar, who is editor-in-chief for MSN Star Lounge.

He was taken to Copenhagen hospital to be checked out by doctors and said his next stop would be the police precinct.

“I will be going straight to the police station and complete whatever paperwork is necessary.”

Ouch, someone needs some anger management! Check out the video.

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As we reported earlier Howard Stern went through with his plans and had his pageant “Queen Of All Mistresses” Tiger’s mistresses that is.  The happy hooker Jaime Jungers took home the dubious honors and a $75,000 cash prize.

Jungers’ win came after the blonde answered most of the leering questions the radio legend threw her way, including those about Tiger Woods’ anatomical endowments and turn-ons.  So disgusting!

Jaime Jungers must be so proud, her family too!  The Howard Stern Show can be heard weekdays on Sirius-XM.

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The war of words is back on between Sting and Simon Cowell.

If you remember Sting had some NOT so nice things to say about American Idol:

“It’s a preposterous show, and you have judges who have no recognizable talent apart from self-promotion. Basically I was looking at televised karaoke where they conform to stereotypes. It is a soap opera which has nothing to do with music.”

Now Simon has decided to bark back with the following:

“First of all, anybody who at the age of 60 calls himself Sting is an idiot. I find those kind of people… who come from quite humble beginnings and they’re (now) living in these stately homes, professing to know everything about everything in the world, and what the contestants may or may not feel… They can say that because they’ve got everything they want in their lives, but what they’re really saying is anybody else who needs a shot shouldn’t be allowed to do it.”

We have to side with Simon on this one. American Idol is a machine and numbers don’t lie.

Not to mention at least AI contestants sing live!